Steven Siegal will flip Chuck Norris like Rice on Nori

If you don't get this meme, try this link. Seriously, this begs to be a comedy movie, like right now! Although the Internet meme comes and goes fast, a film production should also adopt and move fast with new digital technology.

Or this could be a really funny SNL skit. Somebody page Mr. Norris, like right now before this sushi gets stale!